Humor

Hawaiian, Japanese, and Portuguese construction workers… its lunch time, and they’re all sitting on the beam 100 feet above the ground.

Hawaiian guys opens his lunch, “laulau again? If I get laulau one more time I’m gonna jump off this beam!”

Japanese guy opens his lunch, “sushi again? If I get sushi one more time, IM gonna jump off this beam”

Portuguese guy opens his lunch, “Portuguese sausage again? If I get Portuguese sausage one more time IM gonna jump too!”

The next day

Hawaiian guy opens his lunch, notices his food and jumps off the beam falling to his death.

Japanese guy opens his lunch, sees the sushi and also jumps to his death

Portuguese guy opens his lunch and also jumps

This tragedy was such a big deal that all 3 men’s funerals were held at the same time.

The Hawaiian wife cries, “if I had just known he hated laulau so much I wouldnt have given it to him…”

The Japanese wife crying uncontrollably also says, “if I had known too, I wouldnt have packed him sushi!”

The Portuguese looks at the Hawaiian wife then over to the Japanese and says, “no look at me! He makes his OWN lunch!”

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